1. M-theory brought all of the string theories together. It did this by asserting that strings are really 1-dimensional slices of a 2-dimensional membrane vibrating in 11-dimensional space.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introduction_to_M-theory

    Oh, that explains everything (??????)

  2. Fuck. Shit. Horse piss. Son of a two-balled bitch. Motherfucker.

  3. Bilderberger deep cut from 2011. Featuring the Dru Johnston, Tim Dunn, and the graphic stylings of Ramsey Ess.

    Monkeyfunky.

  4. Last year, he improved that ERA by more than a run, to 2.83, led the majors in strikeouts (277) and was voted the AL Cy Young Award runner-up. Asked to identify what adjustments he made to account for such improvement, Darvish replies, “Two main things: I was able to make the adjustment with the American baseball and also American culture itself. My first year I couldn’t eat sandwiches. The second year they started to taste really good, so I was able to eat a lot. The food was the biggest adjustment.”
  5. drujohnston:

    3 Short Films about Billy Joel’s Captain Jack

    Billy Joel’s lyrics tell a beautiful story of a man and what he does in his free time.  

    Written by and starring Dru Johnston and Don Fanelli
    Shot by Keith Haskel, Edited by Dru Johnston
    With special guest LAURA WILLCOX!

    Come see these videos in context in Sketches From An Italian Restaurant: A Billy Joel Sketch Show at the UCB Theatre. We have two upcoming dates in New York (April 2nd and 16th) and one in Los Angeles (April 9th)!

    Click here for reservations. 

    I laughed real hard at these when I saw this show and they’re still great.

    Go see this show if you haven’t already, nothing lasts forever!

  6. thebilderbergers:

The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People - Season 1 (all 3 episodes)
The first season of “The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People” is all online now, and you can watch all three in this handy YouTube playlist — it’s just over eight minutes to watch the whole series.
Huge thanks to everyone that’s watched and shared so far, and to all talented people involved: Mack Williams, Will Hines, Doug Stoley, Mark Turrigiano, Josh Poole, and everyone else at Above Average involved in producing and promoting these videos.
The good news is we’re planning on making more, so hopefully there should be new episodes this summer. (They take a while to make.)
    High Res

    thebilderbergers:

    The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People - Season 1 (all 3 episodes)

    The first season of “The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People” is all online now, and you can watch all three in this handy YouTube playlist — it’s just over eight minutes to watch the whole series.

    Huge thanks to everyone that’s watched and shared so far, and to all talented people involved: Mack Williams, Will Hines, Doug Stoley, Mark Turrigiano, Josh Poole, and everyone else at Above Average involved in producing and promoting these videos.

    The good news is we’re planning on making more, so hopefully there should be new episodes this summer. (They take a while to make.)

  7. thebilderbergers:

    The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: Religion

    Narration by Will Hines

    Animation by Mack Williams (Pig Apple Productions)

    Audio Director: Doug Stoley
    Sound Design and Mix: Mark Turrigiano
    Original music by Mark Turrigiano and Jingle Punks
    Special thanks to Sticky Audio

    Above Average Producer: Josh Poole

    Written and created by The Bilderbergers

    New Bilderbergers video! Mack did an incredible job animating and illustrating all of these, and this one in particular has some really, really great stuff.

  8. This sketch has the best sub-games.

  9. Friday.